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  • Other People

    If your partner suggests you see other people, it’s because they are already fucking someone else, or really want to

    October 3, 2017
  • Abortions

    An abortion is not a good reason to stay together

    October 3, 2017
  • People Can Tell…

    People can tell when you hate something, even if you think you’re hiding your feelings submitted by: db

    October 3, 2017
  • Probation

    If you’re put on probation at work, there’s a 50% chance you’ve already been fired submitted by: db

    October 3, 2017
  • Lies

    When someone lies to protect the listener, they are primarily protecting themselves from the truth’s impact submitted by: db

    October 3, 2017
  • Back Pain

    Jamesons+Pot+Ambien = temporary relief from back pain submitted by: db  

    October 3, 2017
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