• GoPro

    GoPros do not float and if you have a dummy cord, use it and do not keep something in a pocket from which it has already fallen out twice

  • Drunk Cooking

    It is not a good idea to cook on a gas range while reasonably intoxicated submitted by: ss

  • Crypto

    buy bitcoin submitted by: mb

  • Topless Frying

    It’s not a good idea to pan fry while topless submitted by: ss

  • Celery

    If it’s sold by weight, you don’t have to buy the whole bunch of celery

  • Beer Pong

    You can never be too old for drinking games, but you CAN be too old for beer pong. submitted by: np editors note: debatable

  • Beets

    If there is blood in your stool, ask yourself. When is the last time I ate beets.   submitted by: mb

  • Big Girl Panties

    Instead of avoiding something you’d rather not deal with, just put your big girl panties on, tie up your hair, and deal with it! You’ll feel a lot better when it’s over.   submitted by: np

  • Weight Loss

    You can lose a lot of weight just by pooping submitted by: dh

  • Hints

    If you think someone is dropping a hint in a conversation, they probably are